Slippery Slope

"Slippery Slope" is a song from Tangled spin-off series Varian and the Seven Kingdoms. It is sung by Hugo (Jarrod Spector) and was from the episode/holiday special ???. The song was written by Danielle Keiko Eyer.

Lyrics
Hugo: Guys like me don't get a happy ending That's something that I've always known When you spend all your time pretending You come to expect that you'll wind up alone

So why should this time be any different? Finish the job and then be gone Stay stoic, stay detached, stay indifferent Stick to the rules that you've depended on

Don't get attached Cut all your ties You're no good at first impressions But an expert at goodbyes Don't get hung up Don't you dare fall Hold it in just like you've done since you were small

But I'm at the end of the line The end of my rope Take a look at the sign This is a slippery slope

Don't get caught in the landslide Don't look in his eyes Keep your gaze trained on the prize but I'm lagging behind Struggling to climb Grappling alone like a fool But when I reach the top he's the one I'll find He's the only one on my mind Is that such a crime?

Don't get attached Wall up your heart You were a crook from the beginning And a liar from the start Don't get hung up Avert your stare Shut it down before you start to care Don't get attached

This is the end of the line The end of all hope He'll never be mine This is a slippery...

Look at him smile Look at him go Who woulda thought You'd get attached, Hugo?

Key Change

 * D Major